Here is how I would solve the national debt crisis
There are two things that are simultaneously true about the current state of our society.
- People love to gamble.
- The government loves insider trading.
How do we use this to resolve the national debt crisis? I am so glad you asked.
The solution: The America Patriotic Market (we could also name it the “Trump Patriotic Market” to increase the chance that this gets implemented by 100x)
How does the America Patriotic Market work?
Everyday, on a market platform made to be similar to polymarket or kalshi, each user is given a choice. A or B. The user can then buy shares of either A or B. And at a designated time, say 7PM, the winning choice is announced by the government. When the government decides on a winning choice, before this choice is announced, they will utilise this insider knowledge to buy shares of the winning choice, and when the winning choice is announced, their money will essentially double.
It’s really a great solution, the people get to gamble, the government gets to insider trade, and the debt gets paid off, it’s a win win win solution.
A great feature to implement is what I call “gamble now pay later”
Similar to klarna and afterpay. we let the people gamble to their heart’s desire, we let the people exercise their FREEDOM of gambling, then we just let them pay their gambling amount in monthly installments ranging from 72 months to 240 months, with interest of course. This way, when people would normally only gamble $1,000 in our amazing America Patriotic Market, now with this option, people would be more psychologically inclined to gamble $2,000 or even $3,000, doubling or even tripling our earnings from gambling. We would also unlock a brand new revenue stream from people paying the interest on their debts. More money to pay off the debt!
Your debts are overwhelming you? You don’t feel comfortable borrowing money? Don’t you worry, I have just the solution for you.
Introducing "Unlock Future Earnings".
Similar to companies like Earnin and DailyPay. You simply unlock your future earnings with this feature! Get access to your hard earned money today! With this program you get access to your future paychecks early so that you can gamble TODAY. The money you get access to is INTEREST FREE (if we exclude fees and tips equivalent to 2000% APR).
By implementing the America Patriotic Market and these additional features, we can unite the patriots of America together to pay off the national debt. The national debt when averaged out is around 112k per person, so if we let everybody gamble now pay later, 112k divided into a 240 month repayment term is around 500 per month, which is probably manageable if people also use our Unlock Future Earnings Feature to borrow their future earnings to pay their current debts.
Should I run for president or nah? I don’t think they deserve me